Out of the mouth of my babe
Lani has been saying some hilarious things lately! I often wonder "Where did she learn that?". Then I hear someone in this house saying the exact same thing. OOPS:P
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Me: Lani, go get Mama a diaper. (She ALWAYS has to get the diaper or melt down occurs, I am not just being lazy, lol)
Lani: No, I not poopy.
Me: Lani, please go get a diaper before you start leaking.
Lani: Awight Mama, weeelaaaxxx!!! (Alright Mama, relax!)
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Alexis: wah, wah, wah!! (she was crying because I took her binki away. Only allowed to have it when sleeping)
Lani: Oh Lexis, calm down (said with major attitude)
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In the car:
Lani: Eww! What's that smell, Mama? (We had just driven by a poor squished skunk)
Me: Hmm...I don't know. What could it be?
Lani: I don't know, but it smells like butt in here!
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Michael: K Lani, it's tubby time
Wesley: Can I take a tubby with you Lani?
Lani: Oh course you can Wesley!
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Me: Lani, we'll just bringing the doll house, not the farm.
Lani: Whatever dude
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I am always telling people to calm down and relax. HAHA!! I guess Lani pays more attention to me than I thought. Good thing that she hasn't picked up on some of those lovely swear words that slip out every once in a while. I am trying EXTRA hard to stop:
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That's hilarious~thanks for sharing! Isn't it amazing what our little kiddies say & pick up from us ;)
this is sooo cute!!!! thanks!
Love the new layout... I most read you through my google reader, so I am glad I came to visit today to see how pretty it is!
LOL on Lani.. how cute. I am not careful all the time and I pay for it big time. Last year at school Chase had to "turn a ticket" when he called another kid an idiot.
Karli has said dumbass before...ooops. :(
Very funny ... made me smile for sure. :)
Okay so I just had a laparoscopy three days ago (with some extra scrapping and removing of junk in there) . . . so when I read this I laughed so hard I cried. Like seriously CRIED!
thank you! :-*
Whatever dude- I love it!!
It smells like but?! That's too funny!
lol....this is so cute.
I Love that age, I kept a log of funny things my girls did, Fun to look back on.....
Oh now that is just too cute! :)
That is so cute!! I especially love the "I don't know, but it smells like butt in here!" She's just too adorable!
SO funny! I've just started to notice recently that Addison is doing the same things - I love it!
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